This is why everyone needs to watch Jersey Shore
Seriously, this show is going to change television forever.
Holy. Shit.

Bluetooth Douchebag, Bluetooth Headsets Do Not Make You Look Cool & Important
New favorite blog? (OK, we say that a lot, but…)
Reblogged from Urlesque on Tumblr.
Seriously, this show is going to change television forever.
Holy. Shit.
Reblogged from totally fappable..
Lights Out: Douchebags are mad as hell, and they’re not going to take it anymore, bro.
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Douchebags, unite!
Reblogged from The Daily What.
Ohio State named 19th Douchiest College by GQ
Home of: The Excessive-School-Pride Douche
Affectations: Dressing for class each morning as if you were the offensive-line coach; writing prison letters to Maurice Clarett.
Overheard at Buckeye career-building workshop: “You can put ‘Won a national championship’ on a résumé, right?”
Most likely to: Suffocate a hapless Boilermakers fan with a giant foam Number One after offhand comment about how the marching band’s “Script Ohio” wasn’t all that impressive.
Honorable-mention excessive-school-pride institutions: Duke, Michigan, Texas, Penn State, Yeshiva University.
The top 5?
1. Brown University
2. Duke
3. Princeton
4. Harvard
5. Deep Springs
Notable rankings
16. USC
24. University of Texas
Here are the full rankings.