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Kenny calls me a douche bag

Answering message from Kenny M. yesterday because I wasn’t at a cookout I knew nothing about.

Apparently the invite was sent to Tiff and she didn’t forward it to me because we were going to be out of town (We were in Cincy).

Note to future inviters: Tiff isn’t very good at replying to e-mails/texts/messages. Don’t take it personally, she’s overworked. Send social events to me.

ronbabcock: Uhhhhhh is this the same guy or do all indie musicians look the same now?

ronbabcock:

Uhhhhhh is this the same guy or do all indie musicians look the same now?

urlesque: laughingsquid: Bluetooth Douchebag, Bluetooth Headsets Do Not Make You Look Cool & Important New favorite blog? (OK, we say that a lot, but…)

urlesque:

laughingsquid:

Bluetooth Douchebag, Bluetooth Headsets Do Not Make You Look Cool & Important

New favorite blog? (OK, we say that a lot, but…)

This is why everyone needs to watch Jersey Shore

mooshoo:

Seriously, this show is going to change television forever.

Holy. Shit.

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Douchebags are mad as hell, and they’re not going to take it anymore, bro.

[via.]

Douchebags, unite!

Ohio State named 19th Douchiest College by GQ Home of: The Excessive-School-Pride Douche Affectations: Dressing for class each morning as if you were the offensive-line coach; writing prison letters to Maurice Clarett. Overheard at Buckeye career-building workshop: “You can put ‘Won a national championship’ on a résumé, right?” Most likely to: Suffocate a hapless Boilermakers fan with a giant foam Number One after offhand comment about how the marching band’s “Script Ohio” wasn’t all that impressive. Honorable-mention excessive-school-pride institutions: Duke, Michigan, Texas, Penn State, Yeshiva University. The top 5? 1. Brown University2. Duke3. Princeton4. Harvard5. Deep Springs Notable rankings 16. USC24. University of Texas Here are the full rankings.

Ohio State named 19th Douchiest College by GQ

Home of: The Excessive-School-Pride Douche

Affectations: Dressing for class each morning as if you were the offensive-line coach; writing prison letters to Maurice Clarett.

Overheard at Buckeye career-building workshop: “You can put ‘Won a national championship’ on a résumé, right?”

Most likely to: Suffocate a hapless Boilermakers fan with a giant foam Number One after offhand comment about how the marching band’s “Script Ohio” wasn’t all that impressive.

Honorable-mention excessive-school-pride institutions: Duke, Michigan, Texas, Penn State, Yeshiva University.

The top 5?

1. Brown University
2. Duke
3. Princeton
4. Harvard
5. Deep Springs

Notable rankings

16. USC
24. University of Texas

Here are the full rankings.