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Nude maid hired online steals $40,000

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Man wants nude maid. Man hires woman on Craigslist for $100 an hour. Woman steals $40,000 worth of jewelry that belonged to man’s wife. Man’s wife wants divorce.

Sound too crazy to be true? Well it is. In fact, that’s her above.

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Jay Teabagged At Bachelor Party

Mr. TeabagJay, who is all lined up to be married in two weeks, requested that there be no strippers for his bachelor party celebration Saturday, July 14.

He wanted a low-key celebration. Just his friends getting together, drinking a talking the night away.

No breasts, no G-strings and I’m assuming no sweaty man sacks.

Unfortunately for him, he didn’t make that third request quite as clear as the first two.

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We Woke Up In An Indiana Town

Ft. Wayne Mullet “Fort Wayne, Indiana! Wow, my career’s REALLY taking off.”

A stand up comedian opened his show with that line Saturday and I laughed my ass off.

If you went to visit B.A., you would understand.

Let’s just say the city’s about 10 years behind the times.

But in its defense, mullets (shown right), cougars and pimps all come together and seem to get along.

Maybe it’s because Piere’s is the only club in Fort Wayne. I’m still not sure.

“Cougar,” to describe an old single woman prowling the bar scene, is a relatively new term to me and I don’t know if it’s supposed to have a negative connotation or a positive one — like “milf” for example. For this post mean it as a pure insult.

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Strippers Trade Poll For Podium

Ohio strippers are fighting for their right to fondle as a group of more than 20 exotic dancers protested passage of Senate Bill 16 yesterday during a press conference near the Statehouse.

The new bill proposes requiring six feet of space between dancers and customers inside of Ohio’s strip clubs.

The Dayton Daily News reported that the dancers, many dressed in pink T-shirts reading “Dancers for Democracy,” argued that the new legislation would prevent them from making a living and violate their constitutional right to free speech.

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