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Has anyone ever accidentally left you a voicemail?

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Have you ever gotten a voice mail from someone who didn’t realize their phone was on? You hear a muffled voice or two in the background — muffled because the phone is still in their pocket or purse.

Don’t you always listen to that message like it’s the most important message of your life? You replay it like two or three times to try and make out every little detail. Like there’s some secret messege somebody is trying to give you.

You think to yourself, “He … he just ordered a spicy chicken sandwich! He must be at Wendy’s. What does that mean?!? I should write this down: Large Frosty … It sounds like Bill. I gotta Google this!”

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