It’s official. After two and a half years of B.A.’s little men falling short of their destination, one soldier finally got through. B.A. actually got Jenn pregnant. They just learned the news yesterday.
Additionally, B.A. reported something about Jenn’s midi-chlorian levels being through the roof, which is a strong indicator of twins — or just that the force will be strong with this one.
Either way, I wish them congratulations. They’ve been trying for a while. And now join a pretty impressive list of friends with offspring: Gabe C., Doug H., Jose O., and the Duffs (pregnant) just to name a few.
It’s getting to the point socially where you’re in the minority if you’re not married with children.
For that minority, however, B.A. and Jenn’s wake will be held roughly nine months from now. In lieu of sending flowers, please consume one additional adult drink of choice and be sure to pour a little out for your fallen homie.
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