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Have you ever wanted to throw up all over this Web site? Me too. And now we both can.
Netdisaster.com is a Web site that lets you destroy my site, or any other site on the Web. Click here to see it in action.
While you’re there, use the pull down menu to watch the cow poop and pee options.
There are less disturbing options like using a chainsaw or shooting bullet holes in the site, but we all know that’s not quite immature enough for you.
There’s a lot of crap flying around Paul Brown Stadium lately — And I’m not talking about the recent play of the Cincinnati Bengals.
The Bengals asked the city for, and received, permission to shoot birds that have been pooping on fans inside the stadium according to an article in The Cincinnati Enquirer.
Fans have complained that pigeons are craping on them and in their drinks during football games.
So, not only are fans being crapped on by the Bengals team this season, the stadium’s birds are dumping on them as well.
Continue reading ‘Bengals Get Permission To Shoot Birds In Stadium’
Ever yearned for lovable smiling plush versions of everyone’s two favorite bodily excretions?
Well now is your chance!
“Pee & Poo” are available for direct order from Sweden. Originally created for a university masters of design project, the pair generated enough of a buzz that Emma Megitt decided to follow through with production.
The Web site moving the product suggests they be used for potty training. Ts and underwear can also be purchased.
Recent news has skewed toward the foul lately as feces seems to be up to its usual shenanigans.
Earlier this month in Beijing, China, a woman fell off her sixth-floor balcony only to be saved by a pile of excrement. The report published on Yahoo! News said that workers were emptying a septic tank when the woman fell into the 20-centimeter-think collection of… poo.
The story is humorously similar to a verse in a song called “Shaving Cream” written in 1946 by Benny Bell during which a baby falls out of a window only to be saved by a barrel of sh…aving cream. I’ve included a video of the song at the end of this post.
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