Tiffany and I had both of our families over to our place Saturday for the first official open house. Apparently party preparation effort increases by 500% when you have to feed the guests.
For any other party I’ve thrown, all for friends my age, the most effort I’ve put in is driving to the keg store and then hauling the thing inside.
For Saturday’s event, I had to make three car trips to the grocery store just to make sure we had all the right food ingredients — returning the second time for tea bags (the kind that actually make tea) and the third time for two boxes of cream cheese.
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Whereas, on the thirteenth day of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand and seven, a proclamation was issued by Rick, containing, among other things, the following, to wit:
“That on the twenty-third day of July, in the year of our Lord two thousand and seven, I have accepted that I then, thence forward, and forever shall be domesticated; and Tiffany, as the executive government of the household, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such person and will do no acts or act to repress such person in any efforts they may make for his actual freedom. I accept valiant courage and steadfast will all things suburban such as grill assembly, lawn mowing, car washing, laundry sorting, frame hanging, proper toilet seat positioning, table manners, cleanliness, heavy lifting, wine bottle opening and all tool using.”
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Among disturbing news events over the past week which include a man grilling up his ex girlfriend and another man who ripped his wife’s eyes out after she refused sex, perhaps the most wholesomely troubling is a feature on “Purity Balls” published March 22 on Yahoo! News.
The story reports that during elaborate ceremonies around the nation, girls as young as nine are pledging to their fathers they will remain virgins until marriage.
The gala events are highlighted by the father and daughter exchanging vows, the father swearing to protect his daughter’s chastity by living an “unblemished life” while the daughter swears off sex until she weds.
The father goes so far as to give his daughter a “purity ring” or “Chastity bracelet” she
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