My turn to supply the bottle for my visit with BA.
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Back in our college days at Ohio State, B.A. and I partied till the sun came up on a number of occasions.
There were many evenings that turned into mornings right before our eyes as the sun peaked over the horizon.
On some of those instances we had good excuses, whether it be after hours parties that just never died or knowing that we’d have to wake up at 6 a.m. for kegs and eggs prior to an OSU home game anyway. And it made more sense just to stay up all night than to wake up hung over at 5:30.
But more often then not, we would just sip on our cans of Natural Light and bullshit till the wee hours of the morning for no particular reason whatsoever.
I’m not a fan of professional golf. Never have been. I couldn’t tell you the difference between Fredrik Jacobson and K.J. Choi. And the thing I like most about Tiger Woods is a song named after him by Dan Bern.
There’s something to be said about filling a cooler with beer, loading it on a golf cart and flying around a par-three course creating divots and earning double bogeys. But watching others do it has never held my attention.
So when my girlfriend and I spent Sunday afternoon at the Memorial Golf Tournament at Muirfield Village in Columbus, I wasn’t eager to see any of the pros. I would have been nice to see Woods in person, but honestly I would rather see Homer Bailey, a Cincinnati Reds pitching prospect. But that’s another blog post.
“Fort Wayne, Indiana! Wow, my career’s REALLY taking off.”
A stand up comedian opened his show with that line Saturday and I laughed my ass off.
If you went to visit B.A., you would understand.
Let’s just say the city’s about 10 years behind the times.
But in its defense, mullets (shown right), cougars and pimps all come together and seem to get along.
Maybe it’s because Piere’s is the only club in Fort Wayne. I’m still not sure.
“Cougar,” to describe an old single woman prowling the bar scene, is a relatively new term to me and I don’t know if it’s supposed to have a negative connotation or a positive one — like “milf” for example. For this post mean it as a pure insult.
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