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We Woke Up In An Indiana Town

Ft. Wayne Mullet “Fort Wayne, Indiana! Wow, my career’s REALLY taking off.”

A stand up comedian opened his show with that line Saturday and I laughed my ass off.

If you went to visit B.A., you would understand.

Let’s just say the city’s about 10 years behind the times.

But in its defense, mullets (shown right), cougars and pimps all come together and seem to get along.

Maybe it’s because Piere’s is the only club in Fort Wayne. I’m still not sure.

“Cougar,” to describe an old single woman prowling the bar scene, is a relatively new term to me and I don’t know if it’s supposed to have a negative connotation or a positive one — like “milf” for example. For this post mean it as a pure insult.

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