Tag Archive for 'Dancers for Democracy'

New strip-club laws make Ohio moral superpower

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on October 19, 2007
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I don’t know if anyone noticed yet, but Ohio’s new strip club laws went into effect yesterday.

With that news, Ohio leap-frogged right past George W. Bush as a moral authority and is steam rolling right for the pope himself.

Congrats, members of Citizens for Community Values, your Community Defense Act is gonna really whip this state into shape.

By the way, you’ve got to check out their Web site. It’s ridiculous. When I looked there was a font-page item offering study results on schools pushing their “gay agenda.” It’s typical self-righteous do goodery in the name of the bible.

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OSU Football Player Arrested For Soliciting Sex

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on September 26, 2007
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Antonio HentonAntonio Henton, a backup quarterback for The Ohio State University, was arrested Monday, Sept. 24, for soliciting a prostitute according to The Lantern.

Henton, a 20-year old redshirt freshman, was picked up on the corner of North High St. and Sixth Ave. for agreeing to pay an undercover cop $20 for sex.

Henton has been suspended from the Buckeyes indefinitely.

“”Those types of things, I think in my mind, feel worse than the good feeling you have when you come and win games,” said OSU head coach Jim Tressel. “I guess what’s most disappointing to me is that our guys, I think, know deep down what is expected, and when we err, whether it’s a player, a coach, whomever, that’s disappointing.”

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Domestication Proclamation

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on August 13, 2007
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Whereas, on the thirteenth day of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand and seven, a proclamation was issued by Rick, containing, among other things, the following, to wit:

“That on the twenty-third day of July, in the year of our Lord two thousand and seven, I have accepted that I then, thence forward, and forever shall be domesticated; and Tiffany, as the executive government of the household, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such person and will do no acts or act to repress such person in any efforts they may make for his actual freedom. I accept valiant courage and steadfast will all things suburban such as grill assembly, lawn mowing, car washing, laundry sorting, frame hanging, proper toilet seat positioning, table manners, cleanliness, heavy lifting, wine bottle opening and all tool using.”

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Strippers Trade Poll For Podium

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on May 2, 2007
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Ohio strippers are fighting for their right to fondle as a group of more than 20 exotic dancers protested passage of Senate Bill 16 yesterday during a press conference near the Statehouse.

The new bill proposes requiring six feet of space between dancers and customers inside of Ohio’s strip clubs.

The Dayton Daily News reported that the dancers, many dressed in pink T-shirts reading “Dancers for Democracy,” argued that the new legislation would prevent them from making a living and violate their constitutional right to free speech.

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