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Girl thinks I’m her husband for two hour textoff

Text Message

I received the above text message last night at 1:35 a.m. from a number I didn’t recognize. The person who sent the message accidentally used the wrong phone number and thought I was somebody else. So, naturally, I went with it. Here’s the full text of what turned into a 2 hour conversation:

I mean seriously? I dont even know his name…GAY. GAY. GAY. by the way im apparently thirteen - 1:35 a.m.

? I just got a text from you. Who is this? - 1:38 a.m.

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Has anyone ever accidentally left you a voicemail?

Shoe Phone

Have you ever gotten a voice mail from someone who didn’t realize their phone was on? You hear a muffled voice or two in the background — muffled because the phone is still in their pocket or purse.

Don’t you always listen to that message like it’s the most important message of your life? You replay it like two or three times to try and make out every little detail. Like there’s some secret messege somebody is trying to give you.

You think to yourself, “He … he just ordered a spicy chicken sandwich! He must be at Wendy’s. What does that mean?!? I should write this down: Large Frosty … It sounds like Bill. I gotta Google this!”

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Latest teen dating trend: Nude pics via cell

IDK my BFF Jill

The latest national story out of Columbus, OH, courtesy of Foxnews: Teens are using their cell phones to send nude photos of themselves to other teens.

“I’ve seen everything from your basic striptease to sexual acts being performed,” said Reynoldsburg police Detective Brian Marvin, a member of the FBI Cyber Crime Task Force of Central Ohio, in the article. “You name it, they will do it at their home under this perceived anonymity.”

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