I don’t know what we would have done without Evite’s Drink Calculator. Makes our reception planning way too easy.
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Congrats to Baumann who upgraded from his job at HHGregg and made his first three cable sales yesterday evening.
I’m a little annoyed that I’m not gonna get the Baumann discount when I finally upgrade the receiver of my entertainment system, but at least I got a TV out of the deal.
But if we stick to The Cable Guy script, I guess I’m gonna end up with a sweet entertainment center anyway. I’ll let you know the full details of the karaoke party when that happens.
The full Baumann Cable Guy poster is after the jump.
I’ve added a random Baumann quote generator to the sidebar, pre-loaded with the following six quotes:
1. If you throw enough spaghetti against the wall, some of it’s gonna stick.
2. If you’re gonna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs.
3. I’m getting back on the bike
4. If I showed my (rooster) to those (homosexuals), there’d be a riot in the streets.
5. I am an Amoeba!
6. I scream, I scream, I scream for ice cream!
If you’ve got more, leave a comment and I’ll add them to the Baumannism generator.
“That is precise!” said Baumann after we fired up the HD cable box and switched the new television over to the 1080p setting.
“That’s tomorrow’s blog headline,” said Tiffany laughing.
The official Free Baumann campaign has been officially launched. Please pledge your donations to liberate the Columbus hero.
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Baumann was arrested last night near Port Columbus Airport for smuggling a substance knows as “khat” into the United States.
I received a collect call from some jail last night and thought it was a wrong number. But after talking to Taco this morning, who answered his early morning call, I learned the truth.
Apparently, Baumann was approached from Somalians some months ago to transport khat from Europe to Columbus so it may be distributed throughout Ohio.
According to Wikipedia, khat is a plant that when chewed, produces excitement and euphoria.
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