Tag Archive for 'Baby'

Skippy becomes a father

SkippyThis just in: Fraternity brother Skippy, who also goes by Curt, had a baby boy last week.

No word yet on whether the little skipper was bouncing.

In related news, this Web site could use a better quality photo of Skippy.

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B.A. Is Officially A Father

Look pa, no flat top!Congratulations to B.A. and Jenn on becoming parents early Friday, Oct. 5.

Emma Lynn Flanagan was born at 12:23 a.m. weighing it at 7 lbs. 2 ounces and measuring 20 1/2 inches.

I’m happy to report their were no complications during delivery and any flannel the baby was planning on bringing into the world was left inside the womb.

Reports out of Columbia City indicate that the baby, apparently, has no tolerance to Jack Daniels and tragically hates Winnie the Pooh.

More baby photos:

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Video Vault: Ball Buster

This following video is a real commercial for an old game. I hear the thing would never stop busting your balls:

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Introducing Emma Lynn Flanagan

B.A. and Jenn learned their baby is a girl and have decided to call her Emma Lynn Flanagan.

This means that I was wrong with my prediction that they would have a boy and I will have to return my sleeveless flannel shirts to Wal-Mart in favor on baby clothes plastered with Winnie The Pooh graphics.

This is Emma’s face:

Emma's face

This is Emma’s arm:

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Little Bigger Baby Flanagan

Baby Flanagan

Pika! Pika!Two weeks after B.A. & Jenn’s last ultrasound, the multiplying duo returned to the doctor for a new round of glamour shots.

This time baby Flanagan looks less like the sonar signature of an Akula-class submarine and more like something that will one day have a signature of another kind. One can almost make out individual arms and legs.

Now, whether she’ll give birth to a baby B.A. or a baby Pokémon is still up in the air.

Previously: A New Hope, Bad Ass Soldier.