marco:

Hosting your own Windows 7 launch party: “In a lot of ways, you’re just throwing a party with Windows 7 as an honored guest. Sounds easy, and it is!” (laughter)

For the record: This is exactly what my Windows 7 launch party is gonna be like.

Off the record: Swap the balloons for booze. There will be no old ladies. And probably no Windows 7 demonstrations whatsoever.