Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
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Reblogged from lady luck..
Darth Terrier and Jedi pup: May the treats be with you
This hilarious oil painting of the Dark Lord of the Sith envisioned as a Boston terrier was created by dog artist Brian Rubenacker.
Reblogged from Gamefreaks.
“Being asked to open the Oscars - Awesome. Rehearsing and performing - Awesome. Reading some of the vitriolic reaction - Not quite so much.”
Double special thanks the the folks behind NexusOneNews!
Later today I’ll be announcing the winner of our second Nexus One giveaway and have been browsing through our twitter favourites to try to put together a bit of a short-list. This list isn’t by any means final of course - there’s still a few hours to go before the 5pm GMT deadline, but with so many entries I thought I needed to start narrowing things down a bit. And maybe provide a bit of inspiration for anyone else who wants to take part. So here in no particular order is what’s caught my attention so far:
- Rick puts a nice spin on the Nexus One giveaway…
- as does Manish, with another angle entirely
- Lewis Franck pokes some fun at one of our headlines
- Jennifer - Yes I am susceptible to complements:)
- Destry Wion - Not sure if I completely understand what this means but worth a mention for the Bladerunner reference.
- Paolo - not sure about how sound the theology is here, but like the rhyme.
- Teodor - wild imagination. One of our posts not good enough - he’s gone and made-up one of his own.
- Goncalo - Ok, so I still have a weakness for compliments.
- Steven - Nice. Summarises the post in just 4 words.
- Rick - Another example of a much better headline for one of our posts.
- James Guzikowski - 4 million?
- Jason - not sure why, but sounds like a good idea.
- Jorge - I was hoping for the former, but starting to think I might just be the crazy guy.
- MadGerald(private) - get the Whole World in Your Hand.. Google Earth has just appeared in the Android Market.http://bit.ly/ap6Yi7”
This is a small sample of how diverse the re-tweets have been and also gives an idea of how difficult it’s going to be for me to pick a winner. I have to admit I haven’t seen anything yet that is so good that it just has to win so there’s still time to come up with something special. Whatever happens it’s clearly going to be a tricky decision and I’ll be continuing to search through our mentions during the course of today to find the re-tweet that will rule them all. Good luck everyone!
Awesome. Looks like I have a chance to win this. Cross your fingers!
Reblogged from NexusOne News.

Tickets to the Riverbend show on Thursday, July 15, go on sale to the general public in a week. The plan is rock out and then terrorize the city through the weekend. Baumann has promised to ride the mechanical bull at Cadillac Ranch.
Because of the number of people and the limited amount of pre-sale tickets, here’s how the seat grouping plays out.
Confirmed Group A
Me
Tiff
B.A. (B.A. signed on first so he gets the two closer tickets)
Jenn
Confirmed Group B
Baumann
Possible Group B
Chad H.
Crystal B.
Taco
Monsi
Lisa S.
If we can confirm group B by the weekend, we can get the tickets the morning they go on sale to the general public and the seats most likely won’t be all that far away from Group A. We could probably intermingle the groups during the show. If group B wants to go cheaper, they can even agree to get lawn seats.
Let me know if you’re in as soon as possible.
(photo via imageevent)