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Video Vault: ‘I have a boyfriend’

In this next video, a drunk guy falls off a bridge only to be hit by an firetruck trying to save him:

Microsoft internal video leaked; Hillary’s lies

A laughably awful internal Microsoft promotional video about Windows Vista was leaked and posted on YouTube. I don’t think the Boss would approve:

Even more alarming is this next video featuring Hillary Clinton.

Video Vault: Hawaii Chair & more

I’ll be busy with my office’s convention all week, so here’s a quick collection of videos I would normally have posted one at a time over a few days.
Hawaii Chair
Similar to the commercial for The Backup, this is real:

Regular Everyday Normal Guy

Great rap song by Jon Lajoie:

Ligers really exist!

Napoleon Dynamite’s favorite animal, a Liger, really exists:

Video: Grandpa Ruins Christmas

Santa mauled by reindeer

I love the reinactment. You can see the guy’s holding the reindeer’s head down and the deer’s trying to pull away.

Old lady’s reaction to ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’

If you have yet to hear about the “2 Girls 1 Cup” video, or better yet, have not seen it, I advise you keep it that way.
It’s a video involving two girls, a cup and the most horrifically nasty pornographic events imaginable. The video below is pretty damn funny, however.
A guy set up a video [...]

Video Vault: The Backup

I saw this commercial last night while watching Cheaters, which I had DVRed. I immediately checked YouTube because I was going to upload it myself, but somebody beat me to it. This unbelievable commercial is running on present day television:
The Backup

Video Vault: Hail The Technoviking!

Hail the Technoviking!
“Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking.”

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Video Vault: ‘Don’t Taser Me, Bro!’

Florida student gets tasered at a John Kerry speech:

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Video Vault: Britney & Horatio Caine

I realize that you’ve probably seen Britney Spears’ comeback performance from the VMAs earlier this week. It sadly was the nation’s biggest news item in the days following the performance. If you have seen it, you should watch it again anyway. And if you haven’t seen the train wreck, here you go:

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Video Vault: Child Beater & ‘Such As’

This first video had me laughing pretty hard when I first saw it. A guy beats up on some kids:

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Video Vault: Ball Buster

This following video is a real commercial for an old game. I hear the thing would never stop busting your balls:

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Video Vault: Super Mario Sex Ed

A seemingly real sexual education video from the 80s staring the Mario Brothers:

Video Vault: Gerrit’s Boxer Incident

Because Gerrit’s trying so hard to be an upstanding citizen and will be entering his third year of lawschool, I didn’t have the heart to post video of the Comfest boxer incident I wrote about in this post.
So instead, I animated the scene:

Video Vault: Conchords, Geek Squad

This video from HBO’s Flight of the Conchords had me in tears I was laughing so hard.
These two guys were stand-up comedians who would play funny songs as part of their act until HBO gave them their own show.
Check them out:

Video Vault: Better Them Than Me

There’s nothing worse than completely embarrassing yourself in front of a group of other people. Except when someone catches it on video and broadcasts it for the entire world to see.
Busy week for me at work, so I’ll get right to the videos.
Miss USA falls on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant:

Video Vault: Blasphemy!

The kid in this first video may have been literally beaten with a bible when word got to his mother that he posted this first video on the Internet. The teenager tells his catholic mother that he is is an Atheist. Watch the video for her response:

I don’t know who was filming, but he deserves [...]

Video Vault: Bumps & Humps

I’ve been waiting over a week to post this first video, waiting to find enough other worthy videos I could combine in another Video Vault feature. So let’s get right to it.
The Drunk Girl & The Bathroom Stall Door
May be the video of the year. Girl gets a little bump.