
My $16.99-a-month account for their 3-DVDs-at-a-time service will go up to $17.99. Frankly, it’s still a hell of a deal for the convenience of the service.
I’d probably pay $19.99, but don’t tell them that.

McCain and Obama are squaring up for another wordfest tonight and I honestly don’t know if I’m going to watch this one. At this point Obama would have to castrate a 5 year old live on stage and then shove the organ down a kitten’s throat, choking it to death in order to get me to change my vote.
And even then I’d still have to give it some hard thought.
I already have my voting form at home. I’ll proabably go ahead and mail that in tomorrow. Tiff already beat me to the punch.

Google has announced a new optional feature in Gmail which safeguards account users against latenight drunken e-mails. The plugin is called Mail Goggles (Haha, Google/Goggles and perhaps a reference to beer goggles? — clever) and it presents you with a few math problems that you must solve after you hit the “Send” button of your potential heart-felt, lonely, perhaps horny but most definitely desperate e-mail.
Continue reading ‘Friends don’t let friends e-mail drunk’
If you’re still undecided on what to wear for Halloween this year, here’s one that will make you a lock for that first-place costume award:
The Borat Thong.
It’s on sale right now at BuyCostumes.com for only $12.99. Very niiice!
And speaking of Halloween, I wish someone would throw a party. Since Dawn of the Keg, the Halloween party scene has been dead.
This e-mail was circulating around Tiffany’s office and I found it amusing:
From: Tiffany
Sent: Friday, October 03, 2008 9:48 AM
To: Me
Subject: Who are you voting for? You are The Boss… which team would you hire?
I just thought this interesting… More info on our candidates… Not that I am advocating any of the candidates… But do you really know the background of the candidates versus what they look like at the debates?
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You are The Boss… which team would you hire?
With America facing historic debt, multiple war fronts, stumbling health care, a weakened dollar, all-time high prison population, skyrocketing Federal spending, mortgage crises, bank foreclosures, etc. etc., this is an unusually critical election year.
Let’s look at the educational background of your two options:
Continue reading ‘Which campaign team would you hire?’

Feeling a tad isolated lately? Always fantasized about a conjugal visit? Or maybe you’re being smothered by that significant other? Well, you have just found the perfect solution, MeetAnInmate.com!
The site lists real personal ads from men and women behind bars across the nation. Now you can have a relationship without having to actually spend any time with your partner — that is, until their release date.
Continue reading ‘Date an inmate! No, seriously’
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