February 2010
97 posts
It’s probably best I don’t see Celine Dion in 3D.
Guessing my Avatar 3D glasses won’t work with this Grammy thing coming up.
I think the Grammys just gave Kings of Leon record of the year and identified the album as “Use Somebody.”
I just saw a luxery car commercial that listed a 40-gig hard drive as a spec.
January 2010
116 posts
Showing Tiff Montey Python and the Holy Grail for her first time.
Let’s see, I have wood and tiki fluid but no lighter. S-s-s-should have never quit smoking.
It would be so much cooler here stuck in this garage if my crappy enV2 phone were a Nexus One or at least an iPhone.
It would be so much cooler here stuck in this garage if my crappy enV2 phone were a Nexus One or at least an iPhone.
Tiff’s converting her afternoon meeting to an in-car conference call so she can come let me in.
Tiff’s not answering. I may be here a while.
OMFG, I just locked myself out of my house. I’m currently sitting in my car in the garage with no house or car key.
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Tiff's mom suggests personalized romance novel for...
I got an e-mail from Sue suggesting YourNovel.com as an idea for a Valentine’s Day present for Tiff. They take your information a put it in the book so you’re the stars.
Here’s an excerpt from a novel titled “Heart of the Keys”:
Through the etched-glass shower door, John watched Ann’s every move as she lathered. He looked longingly at her as she put one foot on...
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Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain, heroin and a dead bird
For the first time, Kurt brought up the idea of doing heroin. Courtney paused for a moment, but then agreed. They scored dope, went to his hotel, the Beverly Garland, prepared the drugs, and he injected her — Courtney couldn’t stand to handle a needle herself, so Kurt, the former needle-phobe, handled things for himself and her. After getting high they went out walking and came upon a...
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Ooooops! Printer rep apologizes for lewd forwards
Rick,
I am so sorry I sent you the off color emails. They were intended for a different Rick. I hope I didn’t offend you.
Sorry Again.
Stan
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“Playing some wii”
– jenxstudios — Now I know the answer to the question “What do you have in common with porn star Jenna Haze?”
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“You invented a whole new language but you stopped brainstorming after...”
– Sam Grossman on James Cameron (via rickyv)
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YBF: Greg Oden caught sending nude pics to girls... →
I’m at work and can’t check the link to confirm.
(via davidcho)
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“I wonder if we call it a BLT because we’d feel bad asking for a ‘bacon...”
– Ricky Van Veen’s GET EXCITED:
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“Please remember that the first night is a ‘Pink Out’ and everyone...”
– E-mail from the Buckeye Cruise for Cancer travel adviser. Crap, I’m gonna have to buy a pink shirt. Tiff’s gonna be very excited.
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