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formspring.me
Ask me anything. Questions or comments? http://formspring.me/Sparkus
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Dec 23rd
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Gizmodo says Nexus One is better than Droid →
Dec 23rd
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Emma most used baby name of decade
Not only was Emma the most overused baby name of 2008, it’s also the most overused baby name of the decade. Top boys’ name of 2009? Aiden. Sean and Katrina aren’t clever either. ;) Check out the rest of the list.
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Why I'm skipping the open house (Texting)
Me: Do the people you invited over even have your address? I need it.
Baumann: [redacted]
Me: Where are people going to park?
Baumann: On the street..
Me: I thought you couldnt park on the street.
Baumann: Do u have a brain...
Me: yes, that's why i cant comprehend you throwing an open house tonight, two nights before christmas eve, without inviting anyone until saturday.
Baumann: Oh.. I invited a lot of people.. 40 plus people attending
Me: did you mean to press the sarcasm button?
Me: who did you invite, just us and taco?
Me: if it's just taco, monsi and us that would be ideal. How many did you invite?
Baumann: A lot
Me: People from Kahootz packed into your apartment?
Baumann: Hey.. Ur not going to hrt my feelings if u dont want to attend.. Ur acting like an ass
Me: im simply asking if its going to be 20 people from a strip club. Cause that's not a crowd folks typically like bringing their wife around. This is common sense.
Baumann: Jesus sparkus.. Are u that insecure
Me: No, are you that fucking immature and clueless? You can take your insults and shove them up your ass.
Dec 22nd
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Baumann's last minute open house
The more I think about this open house Baumann has planned for tonight — two days prior to Christmas Eve — the more annoyed I’m getting. He didn’t invite people over until Saturday. He’s serving scalloped potatoes left over from my Christmas party. From what I remember from being at his apartment already, there’s only one parking spot. I suppose there could...
Dec 22nd
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Worst. Teeth. Ever.
My grandma J. last night called to cancel her trip to Columbus for Christmas because one of her teeth fell out. Again. This is the same excuse she used three years ago to cancel that Christmas visit. She either has the worst dentist in Cincinnati or she’s the worst liar in the tri-state area.
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“Bret, Jemaine and James (co-creator/director) said ‘we’ve noticed the less...”
– Official announcement yesterday from Flight of the Conchords.
Dec 11th
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This is why everyone needs to watch Jersey Shore
mooshoo: Seriously, this show is going to change television forever. Holy. Shit.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →
thomasmurray: Lil’ Wayne (18) Lady GaGa (8) Beck (4) U2 (4) Phantom Planet (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz Lady GaGa fan, huh? I wouldn’t uh … post that … anywhere … ever.
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