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Date an inmate! No, seriously

By Sparkus ⋅ October 2, 2008 ⋅

Feeling a tad isolated lately? Always fantasized about a conjugal visit? Or maybe you’re being smothered by that significant other? Well, you have just found the perfect solution, MeetAnInmate.com!

The site lists real personal ads from men and women behind bars across the nation. Now you can have a relationship without having to actually spend any time with your partner — that is, until their release date.

Meet Kelly (right) from Fond du Lac, WI. She’s a non-smoker who is 5′3″ and has had some high school education. Prior to her arrest, she was a waitress. She is 25 years old which makes her a baby of the early 80s. She apparently returned to that decade to take the photo on the right. Also, she likes jean. A lot.

And if that isn’t enough, Kelly will be locked up until Feb. 12, 2015.

Like them younger?

How about Shandra (left) from Draper, Utah who is a 22-year-old ex bank teller. That’s her on the left photographed holding a Starbucks front of an S.U.V. This non-smoker is a high school graduate who’s best features are her “long shapely legs and a cute behind!”

Her release date is February 2010 which may be a plus or a minus depending on your search.

And ladies, I didn’t forget about you!

Meet Daniel (right) from Tecumseh, NE. He’s 29 years old and measures in at 6′1.” He calls himself a “Goth” that is out of his element. The high school grad is also a non-smoker, which is confusing as hell because next to tossing salad, smoking would seem to be venture #1 while spending time behind bars.

Daniel will not be released until 2030.