Sprkus

The best way to judge somebody’s cheapness is neither by the kind of suit they wear nor the type of car they drive. Nor is it by the shine in their shoes.

The answer lies in the kind of tiolet paper they buy.

Someone who only pays for the wholesale, 1-ply ass burning sheets means two things:

1. They’re cheap as shit.
2. They don’t mind getting it on their fingers.