I’ve added a random Baumann quote generator to the sidebar, pre-loaded with the following six quotes:
1. If you throw enough spaghetti against the wall, some of it’s gonna stick.
2. If you’re gonna make an omelette, you gotta break some eggs.
3. I’m getting back on the bike
4. If I showed my (rooster) to those (homosexuals), there’d be a riot in the streets.
5. I am an Amoeba!
6. I scream, I scream, I scream for ice cream!
If you’ve got more, leave a comment and I’ll add them to the Baumannism generator.













Another Baumannisim
“If your gonna lose, lose early”