That’s right all you little Warriors! Your face-painted messiah is getting off his ‘roid donut (the ‘roids suffered by old people, not the shit he abused while wrestling), painting his face, putting brightly colored streamers on his arms and marching back into the ring whilst proclaiming “fuck you” to all the dirty, drug-crazed, poor, uneducated, liberal, and disgusting faggots his fan-base has become.

This a guy who legally changed his name to “Warrior”. His real name. His real name is now Warrior. Let that sink in for a minute.