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The latest national story out of Columbus, OH, courtesy of Foxnews: Teens are using their cell phones to send nude photos of themselves to other teens.

“I’ve seen everything from your basic striptease to sexual acts being performed,” said Reynoldsburg police Detective Brian Marvin, a member of the FBI Cyber Crime Task Force of Central Ohio, in the article. “You name it, they will do it at their home under this perceived anonymity.”

Westerville Central High School senior Jerome Ray said he’s received such unsolicited messages, including one from a classmate while he was sitting with his girlfriend. Apparently Ray is the smoothest mother fucker in the central-Ohio high school system.

“A lot more girls are aggressive,” said Ray, 18. “Some girls are crazy and they are putting themselves out there.”

Another decidedly unsmooth male teen who is not identified in the article recorded a “sexual” video of himself and sent it to a female who then forwarded the video to 30 of her friends.

He probably wishes he just poked her on Facebook instead.