Monthly Archive for March, 2008

Faucet flicker isn’t fooling anyone

Pee & PooWhat is the deal with the one-second faucet water run that some people perform after they have used the bathroom? You know what I’m talking about?

You hear somebody in the bathroom, hopefully on accident, and you here the whoooooosh of the toilet flushing. Then a few seconds later, but way before the water has even filled the back of the toilet up, you hear that instant spray of faucet noise.

The faucet turns on, but before you even register what the noise is, the faucet’s back off again.

It’s like the person in the bathroom is trying to fool you into thinking they’ve just washed their hands. And doing a horrible job with the psyche out.

It’s almost insulting.

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Woman pryed from 2-year stint on toilet

ToiletA woman in Witchita, Kan., had to be surgically removed from a toilet seat after living in her boyfriend’s bathroom for two straight years, according to an AP article posted today.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the woman had been sitting on the toilet for so long that her skin had grown around the seat.

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Man sells naked-woman bicycle on eBay

Bitchcruiser

If you’re not riding women as much as you would like, now is your chance to hop on a naked woman whenever you want.

A man is selling the bicycle on eBay and you can purchase the item for approximately $2,297.82. The auction ends on Sunday. As of yet there are no bids.

I would tell you more about it, but the ad is written in another language. Maybe it’s Fretalian. Here are the rest of the photos included with the auction:

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Housekeeping

Apparently, some users of Internet Explorer were having trouble viewing this Web site lately. The header and side columns would show, but the middle column — you know, the one with all the posts — was missing and jumbled at the bottom of the page.

So I switched to the default WordPress theme while I find a new look.

I think software updates knocked the old theme out of usability. I also noticed that the theme switch has cured a problem I had with my blog and Flickr communicating with each other.

So pardon my blog’s mess while I update the theme and explore Flickrizing my gallery.

Digging through history

Snow Shoveling

The biggest snowfall since the Civil War hit Columbus this weekend, dumping 18 inches of backache on the city.

I’m not sure how long it took me to shovel the driveway exactly but my back is still sore. Whether that’s a testament to how much snow fell or my physical shape is for you to decide.

After Tiffany and I got home Friday from work, we didn’t leave the house until I had to go back to the office on Monday morning.

More photos of the snow can be found in the gallery section. I can’t believe the official start of the baseball season is less than three weeks away.