Monthly Archive for November, 2007

Old lady’s reaction to ‘2 Girls 1 Cup’

If you have yet to hear about the “2 Girls 1 Cup” video, or better yet, have not seen it, I advise you keep it that way.

It’s a video involving two girls, a cup and the most horrifically nasty pornographic events imaginable. The video below is pretty damn funny, however.

A guy set up a video camera to record his grandmother’s reaction while he showed her the video.

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The waiting is the hardest part

I only have seven minutes this morning, so I have to make this quick.

Jury duty for Franklin County’s Common Pleas Court so far has been outrageously boring. There have been a couple interesting parts. Seeing the courtrooms and almost being sat for a murder case, but overall it has only been a bunch of waiting.

I arrived Monday at 8 a.m., shelled out my $5 for parking, and joined the other 199 or so jurors in filling out paperwork. We listened to the jury commissioner go on and on about fulfilling our civic duty and then watched a video staring NBC4’s own Angela Pace, educating us on the difference between civil and criminal court.

In other words, it was more boring than high school social studies.

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Extended holiday

After a slow blog week caused by the Thanksgiving holiday, Monday morning begins my two weeks of jury duty.

Unfortunately, the Web site updates will probably continue to be sporadic over the next 14 days until my schedule gets back to normal.

Chuck Norris TV ad for Huckabee

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Is it just me or does Huckabee have a lazy eye?

Michigan’s Lloyd Carr Retires

Lloyd Carr Fails

University of Michigan head coach Lloyd Carr announced his retirement Nov. 19 just two days after his sixth loss to Ohio State University in seven years.

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Van Culin video: Missed opportunities

One week after Gerrit does a face plant onto my coffee table while trying semi-successfully to remove his shirt, Van Culin performs an encore Saturday.

Gerrit’s tumble ended up causing more of a mess to our carpet than to his pride as his spill, well, spilled red candle wax on the floor. Gerrit recovered however and saved himself from ending up on the floor as well. Van Culin didn’t.

Van Culin landed completely flat on his face while trying to leave the downstairs living room. I’m not sure how it happened. It’s possible he tripped on the coffee table leg, but it’s just as possible that his legs quit working. Especially after witnessing the old-man incident that occurred at the Ci’ao bar later that night.

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