Just when everyone thought the presidential race was as open as Chris Crocker, Chuck Norris has decided the next president of the United States, saving us another year of political annoyances.
Norris endorsed former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee for the next U.S. president in his WorldNetDaily column, securing the presidency for the Republicans for another four years.
Chuck Norris doesn’t vote for the president, he tells the nation for whom to vote.
If you dare to stray from the word of Norris, and you’re not quite sure for which candidate to vote, here’s a online quiz that will help align your beliefs with the candidate that represents them most adequately.
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