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That’s My Girlfriend, Asshole! Vol. 7
The following ads were posted to Craigslist.org in the Missed Connections section of Columbus, Ohio. I’ve replied to each with only the line “That’s my girlfriend, asshole!†Here are the responses:
Hilliard Y today - you wearing all black and doing… - m4w - 30
Date: 2007-09-17, 4:36PM EDT
…. some amazing stretches and backbends.. I couldnt keep my eyes off of you. Just wondered if you noticed me staring at you like some sort of crazy person. I can assure you I am not crazy. You are very cute and obviously flexible. Wow.
* Location: Hilliard
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 424881484
Re: Hilliard Y today - you wearing all black and doing… - m4w - 30
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Hilliard Y today - you wearing all black and doing… - m4w - 30
Why does that make me an asshole? She was alone, wasnt wearing a ring, and wasnt wearing a sign that said “Hi, I am Gary Planter’s Girlfriend”.
If it really was your girlfriend, consider it a compliment that you have a cute girlfriend you douche bag. My post wasnt asking her to contact me so I could fuck her either.
Get a grip.
Seether / Breaking Benjamin 9-14 - m4w
Date: 2007-09-18, 12:13PM EDT
You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Simply Stunning with short platinum blonde hair, a black backless top and elegant cross tattoo on your back. Shaun, the lead singer of Seether had it going on for you - I’m sure everyone was envyous watching you party with the band - well maybe not the big guy you seemed to be with…..boyfriend or bodyguard?
It doesn’t matter
Whoever you are….wherever you are — This guy would love to meet you.
PLEASE RESPOND
* Location: at the LC
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 425571290
Re: Seether / Breaking Benjamin 9-14 - m4w
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Seether / Breaking Benjamin 9-14 - m4w
IS OR WAS ??
Re:Re: Seether / Breaking Benjamin 9-14 - m4w (20 minutes later)
got this from another emailer - maybe she will be mine HA
………….
She is Lucky? Dude, I would say YOU ARE - if she was with you.
The CL posting was intended for her not you. Please tell her about the posting so SHE can reply.
THX
………….
yes she is lucky! That is my g/f and we had a blast, you should have come said hi! we went back stage and partied before the show with the crew. If you see us in there agian stop up and say hello!
take care..
~G
Dublin - Cutting Grass - Monday Across From Park - m4m - 38 (Male for Male)
Date: 2007-09-18, 12:20AM EDT
You were cutting grass across from the park on Monday off of Monterey Drive around 2:00pm. You had your shirt off and work for a landscape service. We made a little eye contact (I was kind of at a distance in my car) You are hot. Dark blond hair. Would love to meet
sexy.
* Location: Dublin, OH
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 425256147
Re: Dublin - Cutting Grass - Monday Across From Park - m4m - 38
That’s by boyfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Dublin - Cutting Grass - Monday Across From Park - m4m - 38
Sorry about that bud. You’re a lucky guy. He’s a hottie.
Cashier at Carnival Foods - m4w - 30
Date: 2007-09-24, 1:47PM EDT
You are a cashier at the Carnival Foods in Heath. I always flirt with you in line. Today, you must have been on break, because you were wearing a white wife beater and black cargo pants. You looked good. You were getting food from the hot food area (by the deli), when you said “hi” and “he’s so cute” (talking about my little boy). I wanted to talk more, but a co-worker came up to you and started talking to
you. Anyhow, if interested hit me up!
* Location: Heath
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 430818534
Re: Cashier at Carnival Foods - m4w - 30
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Cashier at Carnival Foods - m4w - 30
you always say that asshole!
Lookng for Vicki Cantrell - m4w - 37
Date: 2007-09-25, 1:46PM EDT
Talk about wanting to find someone… Never stopped thinkin’ of you…never stoppped loving you. The years may have gone by but i never forgot you. Would love to know that you are doing well. Am definitely looking forward to seeing you again.
Your ex….
Jef (last name omitted)
* Location: Sacramento, California
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 431743226
Re: Lookng for Vicki Cantrell - m4w - 37
That’s my girfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Lookng for Vicki Cantrell - m4w - 37
So that makes me an asshole eh? LOL She’s a hell of a girl and want to know she’s alright….and trust me face to face you wouldnt be calling names.
Re:Re: Lookng for Vicki Cantrell - m4w - 37 (2 minutes later)
Besides, what you angry about… is it that I’m black or what?
Hendocks Friday September 21 - m4w - 30
Date: 2007-09-25, 2:07PM EDT
you: playing darts with a guy. i asked if he was cheating. you are so beautiful. i have to ask if he is your boyfriend for would regret not asking forever….
* Location: clintonville
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 431829517
Re: Hendocks Friday September 21 - m4w - 30
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Hendocks Friday September 21 - m4w - 30
ah, we thought maybe you were her gay hair dresser or gay brother….Sorry about that….Like I said, I had to ask. By the way, what are you doing looking at ads that men post for women? That’s kind of strange…
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