Sprkus

There’s a lot of crap flying around Paul Brown Stadium lately — And I’m not talking about the recent play of the Cincinnati Bengals.

The Bengals asked the city for, and received, permission to shoot birds that have been pooping on fans inside the stadium according to an article in The Cincinnati Enquirer.

Fans have complained that pigeons are craping on them and in their drinks during football games.

So, not only are fans being crapped on by the Bengals team this season, the stadium’s birds are dumping on them as well.

The Bengals are allowed to shoot birds in the stadium in the days prior to a game.

The Bengals would be better off shooting their entire defense and special teams units. I can stand a bird pooping in my beer, but I can’t stand watching the circus the Bengals are calling a defense these days.