There’s a lot of crap flying around Paul Brown Stadium lately — And I’m not talking about the recent play of the Cincinnati Bengals.
The Bengals asked the city for, and received, permission to shoot birds that have been pooping on fans inside the stadium according to an article in The Cincinnati Enquirer.
Fans have complained that pigeons are craping on them and in their drinks during football games.
So, not only are fans being crapped on by the Bengals team this season, the stadium’s birds are dumping on them as well.
Remember Liquid Television from the early 90s on MTV? I loved that show. It was a collection of short animations MTV would run in a half-hour format. I’ve compiled a few of the clips that stood out for me.
This first clip was the inspiration for a certain character that later appeared in “Office Space.”
The following ads were posted to Craigslist.org in the Missed Connections section of Columbus, Ohio. I’ve replied to each with only the line “That’s my girlfriend, asshole!†Here are the responses:
Hilliard Y today - you wearing all black and doing… - m4w - 30
Date: 2007-09-17, 4:36PM EDT
…. some amazing stretches and backbends.. I couldnt keep my eyes off of you. Just wondered if you noticed me staring at you like some sort of crazy person. I can assure you I am not crazy. You are very cute and obviously flexible. Wow.
* Location: Hilliard
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 424881484
Re: Hilliard Y today - you wearing all black and doing… - m4w - 30
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Hilliard Y today - you wearing all black and doing… - m4w - 30
Why does that make me an asshole? She was alone, wasnt wearing a ring, and wasnt wearing a sign that said “Hi, I am Gary Planter’s Girlfriend”.
If it really was your girlfriend, consider it a compliment that you have a cute girlfriend you douche bag. My post wasnt asking her to contact me so I could fuck her either.
This post isn’t timely. In fact, it’s about four years late, but I had never heard this before so I figured a lot of you might not have either.
A musician in 2003 noticed how similar Nickelback’s then newly released single, “Someday,” sounded to an earlier song they had released in 2001 called “How You Remind Me.”
He overlaid both songs on top of each other, one playing through the stereo’s right speaker and the other playing from the left and ended up with the following audio:
A new product from Crown 7 may give smokers a healthy alternative to cigarettes with which they can be satisfied.
The Crown7 smoking device simulates smoking by using a vapor which delivers nicotine with none of the harmful side effects normal tobacco-burning products contain.
The device comes in three varieties, cigarette, cigar or pipe, to substitute for whichever smoking medium you prefer. Better yet, it emits no odor.
The site, touched on in this earlier post, gives people their own live Web cam channel to broadcast as little or as often as they wish. Some channels try and broadcast 24-hours-a-day, while others choose to broadcast only on special occasions.
I’m not sure what I’m going to do with the Sprkus channel yet. I’ll probably just break it out during any sort of social gathering so I can broadcast it live on the site. Or any time Baumann comes over.
The link to the channel is www.justin.tv/thesparkus. I don’t know when I’ll start broadcasting, but that’s where it will be. I’ll also embed the feed on Sprkus.
There’s a lot of crap flying around Paul Brown Stadium lately — And I’m not talking about the recent play of the Cincinnati Bengals.
A new product from 
Justin.tv has given Sprkus.com it’s own channel.
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