Web Bits: 5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself)

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From the same guys that brought you Bible Fight, comes 5 Minutes To Kill Yourself, a game which challenges you to find common office items to terminate yourself within 5-minutes time.

Ah, nothing like morally-questionable Internet video games to help you entertain yourself.

Just watch out for the clowns in the bathroom.

MegatronIn Seattle, a man even more geeked out about the new Transformers movie than I am, legally changed his middle name to Megatron on July 2. And published proof on Flickr.

What a doofus. Who would change their middle name to Megatron? I mean c’mon, Optimus would have been way better.

Are you tired of having to drink ounces upon ounces of liquid in order to reach your alcohol buzz? A new device, called the AWOL machine, allows you to breath in alcohol to get your fix with less hassle. It’s sort of like a reverse breathalyser.

Sure, you may not have to pound 12 beers, but you will have to suck pipe while sitting next to your bros.

News is sweeping through the entertainment industry that Chris Farley still lives. He has been reincarnated. Here’s the proof.

And finally, let’s play the game Virgin or Slut game brought to you by the London Daily Mail.

From the following five women, guess the number of sex partners each woman has had. The possible answers are: A) Virgin, B) 2, C) 21, D) 90 and E) *cough* 180.

Virgin or Slut?

And the answers are:

Virgin or Slut Answers1) C

2) B

3) D

4) E

5) A

The original article is published here.

Previously: Web Bits: Nirvana Baby ‘All Growns Up,’, Bible Fight, Other Gamer Goods.

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