Congratulations to Jay and Mia who tied the knot on Saturday and are now officially “The Fisters.” The wedding was a lot of fun.
Did somebody say open bar?
Even so, Pranno and I still managed to spend over $70 on scotch at a public bar in another area of the reception.
That sounds about right.
Continue reading ‘Jay & Mia Tie The Knot’
Man vs. Nature,” a nature survival show hosted by Bear Grylls, has been accused of leading viewers on according to a recent report from BBC News.
For each episode, Grylls was supposedly dropped off in a remote area and, using his survival skills, had to find his way to civilization.
But a crew member says Grylls spent some nights in hotels.
Crew member Mark Weinert said Grylls claimed to be stranded in a desert for one episode of “Man vs. Wild,” called “Born Survivor” in the UK. He was actually in Hawaii and spent some time in a hotel there as well, Weinert said.
Continue reading ‘Is This Bear Stuffed?’
The move to the new house is nearly complete, but there’s still a lot left to do.
I have to remove the remaining furniture out of my apartment tonight with help from Tiffany’s family while Tiff finishes painting her apartment back to an off-white color.
Luckily, all that remain in my apartment are a dresser, chair, bed frame with headboard, end tables and a washer and dryer. Oh, and plenty of filth I’ll have to return and clean at a later date.
Continue reading ‘This Just In: Moving Still Sucks’
As if moving in this weekend to a house with Tiffany wasn’t taking our relationship to a serious enough level, last night we bought a brand new king-size Vera Wang bed.
Supposedly Vera Wang is some big-time wedding dress designer. I just thought her bed was comfortable. Plus we got a really good deal at HHGregg.
More importantly, that means we have an extra double to put in the guest room for visitors.
Continue reading ‘Laying On Vera Wang’
The Transformers movie has caused me to completely regress into an 8-year-old again.
The kid was drooling on my popcorn while watching the movie in the theater. Then days later the immature little sprite forced me to go purchase the new Optimus Prime action figure (which is sweet, by the way). He justified it because he still owns and displays his original Optimus from the late 80s when the 8-year-old was in charge 100% of the time. Instead of just 2% of the time now when he gets to buy a Transformer and, well, transform it.
Tiffany even bought him Jazz.
But next month, a new line of action figures will hit the shelves of select Wal-Marts across the nation according to Orlando’s Local6.com. A line to which I may have to convert my collecting.
The Messengers of Faith
Continue reading ‘Web Bits: Jesus, Not Action Figures!’
In a story I’ve been waiting years to see, Jon Lovitz kicked the shit out of Andy Dick recently at an L.A. comedy club as reported in the New York Post.
The Laugh Factory’s owner said “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.”
Lovitz said “all the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”
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