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Remember when Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album was released? Do you realize that was over 15 years ago? And that the baby on the cover is now a teenager? Yeah, you’re that old.

Two woman were arrested in Seminole County, Fla., for performing oral sex on each other while nude inside a women’s bathroom at a public pool. A third woman was photographing the event according to local6.com.

A pregnant woman walked in on the act with her children and was restrained from leaving the restroom. She was told not to call the police. They eventually were able to leave.

Emily Hernandez and Johannie Jimenez face lewd and lascivious exhibition charges, battery on a pregnant person, and false imprisonment of an adult and child under 13 years old.

The police report stated later Jimenez bit Hernandez while inside the patrol car.

At first this story sounded to me like an adult film company getting a little too careless, but then I saw the mug shots. Hernandez’s nose looks like it’s been broken a few times and Jimenez looks like pure evil. Probably drugs involved. I’d love to see what the photographer looked like. And how did she escape when the other two couldn’t? The story sounds like the photographer was the one that did the restraining.

In other naughty news, the Pocono Record reports neighbors of a golf course were angered over a golf outing featuring strippers that were supposedly in clear view of the public.

Dave Gold, who with his girlfriend was denied access to a normally public road, recorded some of the frolicking dancers. Probably to view later when his girlfriend wasn’t around.

Here’s the video:

A man in Port St. Lucie, Fla., awoke from sleep with a splitting headache and suspected an aneurysm or that his wife had accidentally elbowed him in the head.

After his wife had driven him to the hospital, doctors discovered that he had been shot in the head. The bullet was lodged behind his right ear.

After initially suspecting a stray bullet, police arrested his wife after their stories didn’t match up. Amazingly, this is the second time in the last month a man has been shot in the head while sleeping only to wake up without realizing what happened.

A dating Web site aimed at matching sugardaddies and golddiggers, called what else but sugardaddie.com, has been launched so there’s still a chance for you single people still left out there. Except Plamper. Sugarmommies are also available via search.

Check out this anonymous crime report that appears to have been printed in a newspaper.

Also, ever since Pluto was ruled out as a planet last August, instead being classified as a “dwarf planet,” the little guy’s had a tough time.