The following ads were posted to Craigslist.org in the Missed Connections section of Columbus. I’ve replied to each with only the line “That’s my girlfriend, asshole!” Here are the responses:
Tiffany, I have your pictures!!! - m4w - 44
Date: 2007-06-10, 4:38PM EDT
Hey, I thought I’d hear from you last night. I was cold, a fire would have been nice. I love kids and don’t really sit around drinking beer all night. I think we were cut from the same mold and I hope we see each other again very soon. You have my number-call it. If you lost it, Kelly has it, too.
P.S. This is a great picture of you getting ready to “go down”! (photo omitted)
* Location: Dublin
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 349138214
Re: Tiffany, I have your pictures!!! - m4w - 44
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Tiffany, I have your pictures!!! - m4w - 44
Sorry-No harm, no foul. It is removed.
Next Door Neighbor - m4w - 32
Date: 2007-06-07, 10:55PM EDT
Ever since you moved in, I’ve fantasized about you every time I see you. You’re gorgeous, sexy and truly hot! The only problem is, I’m married. What I wouldn’t give to have just one lustful night with you.
* Location: Hilliard
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 347365793
Re: Next Door Neighbor - m4w - 32
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Next Door Neighbor - m4w - 32
Great! Can you send me some photos of her naked so I can really pound one off?
Grandview Chipotle, Friday, Kelly, Longboarder - m4w - 32
Date: 2007-06-08, 2:46PM EDT
Ok, we talked for like 30 mins, you are a young grad student at OSU, you love alternative sports like longboarding and frisbee. I should have asked your number, but when I asked you if you’d teach me to throw a frisbee, seemed like you weren’t interested in hanging out. If you are and you read this, email me back! I’m Dave, tall, surf, play soccer.
* Location: Grandview
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 347791114
Re: Grandview Chipotle, Friday, Kelly, Longboarder - m4w - 32
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Grandview Chipotle, Friday, Kelly, Longboarder - m4w - 32
hahaha! she said she didn’t have one, so watch out. So you can hardly call
me an asshole when she’s saying to me that she doesn’t have one, idiot.
haha.
Hmm.. Mynt Ultralounge on Weds. - m4w - 22
Date: 2007-06-08, 9:25PM EDT
Hey blond girl. lol.
Yes, it did process in my head that you were making quite clear-cut eye contact with me every 4-6 minutes.. And i was doing it right back.
Sorry I didnt come over and talk. I had some important things going on. (Even though it didnt look like it, trust me.) I was networking with some people 
Anyway, if you see this, you’l know which one i am. Of the 40 guys that approached you that night I’m the only moron that didnt.
Ive never posted one of these thingies before so im not sure how they work. lol. But hit me back :>
* Location: Mynt
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 348056266
Re: Hmm.. Mynt Ultralounge on Weds. - m4w - 22
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Hmm.. Mynt Ultralounge on Weds. - m4w - 22
Haha, you wish.
Thursday, Arlington Speedway- dark haired girl - m4w
Date: 2007-06-08, 10:59PM EDT
I saw you Thursday afternoon at the Speedway on Lane Ave - you were driving a white Jetta. I wanted to say hello, but was late for a meeting.
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 348105185
Re: Thursday, Arlington Speedway- dark haired girl - m4w
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Thursday, Arlington Speedway- dark haired girl - m4w
And your point would be what…. ?? BTW, that’s “Mr. Asshole” to you.
Have a great night.
Sunbury relay for life friday evening - m4w - 25
Date: 2007-06-08, 11:13PM EDT
I will be very surprised if you ever read read this, but i have to try anyway. i was at the relay for life at big walnut highschool on friday evening, you were the very attractive lady in the hot shorts , and pink tank. i was the younger guy in blue shorts, and a white shirt.(i kept checking you out each time you walked around, we made eye contact a few times;and even saw you smile at me. i didnt know how to approach you with the other lady there. you werent alone until i was leaving, so all i could do was wave goodbye to you. i didnt want to leave for fear i would see you or gfet the chance to talk to you again. i really hope you read this, i would love to talk to you.
* Location: delaware oh
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 348112797
Re: Sunbury relay for life friday evening - m4w - 25
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Sunbury relay for life friday evening - m4w - 25
well gary tell her i said whats up, and have her e-mail me would you?
Jill, Spinning Instructor at Premier - m4w
Date: 2007-06-09, 6:00AM EDT
you teach spinning tuesday and thursday after noon at premier on sawmill. would love to ask you out, but i don’t want to make class uncomfortable.
* Location: sawmill
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 348232148
Re: Jill, Spinning Instructor at Premier - m4w
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Jill, Spinning Instructor at Premier - m4w
She just got divorced. I think you have the wrong Jill.
A poam to share for a woman whom I care - m4w - 30
Date: 2007-06-10, 3:12AM EDT
It’s not a surprise, you see it in my eyes the way I feel the pain is real wondering where you are and allways hoping not to far from the man that feels this love is real. I know that sounded not much a man I close my eyes and see you again. Your choices I know oh how I wish I could show, its no surprise when I close my eyes I have my prize! Or something like that! Life brings us many experiances and altering times, I know I might never have a real chance at love with you so I will continue my life and give all I can to the idea maybe I can see you again. I know its not your fault, Im just scared forgive this poam, you know how I am and maybe I’ll come around!
* Location: Hilliard
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 348836106
Re: A poam to share for a woman whom I care - m4w - 30
That’s MY poem, asshole!
Re:Re: A poam to share for a woman whom I care - m4w - 30
Be very clear and careful on whom you call an asshole. I assure you im not the sort of person you want to play this game with. You would be surprised as to how much information you can obtain by just having and email address. Please play with caution Gary.
(Name omitted)
Looking for Nikki from Chillicothe - m4w - 26
Date: 2007-06-11, 2:45PM EDT
Its been a long, long time since I last spoke to you. Miss talking to you at 230 in the morning from California, back in 99 when I was still in the Marines.
Last I remember you were just about married.
It would be great to talk to you again, just to see how your doing.
Jason
* Location: Philadelphia
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 349786874
Re: Looking for Nikki from Chillicothe - m4w - 26
That’s my wife, asshole!
Re:Re: Looking for Nikki from Chillicothe - m4w - 26
I meant nothing by it, we never had anything going as far as that, just friends. I knew she was engaged the last time we had talked, but that was a few years ago. I was sure she would be married by now.
Frischs in Circleville employees 1993-94 - m4w - 35
Date: 2007-06-12, 7:56AM EDT
Looking for certain woman, we hooked up at your sisters house in Chillicothe and at your house when your husband wasn’t there. What is your name so I know I have the right person? What did we have for dinner at your sisters? Do you even remember me? Would love to meet for coffee and see where it goes from there.
* Location: Circleville
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 350322765
Re: Frischs in Circleville employees 1993-94 - m4w - 35
That’s my girlfriend, asshole!
Re:Re: Frischs in Circleville employees 1993-94 - m4w - 35
what’s her name asshole!
Previously: That’s My Girlfriend, Asshole!.
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