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Previously featured in this blog was a site called “That’s My Girl, Asshole!” which published the results of the site’s author replying to “Missed Connections” ads for New York City on Craigslist.org.

The author would reply to each post by saying only “That’s my girl, asshole!” — or a slight variation of that line — and then publish the results.

When I featured the site on May 22, the author had last published an entry on Sept. 23 of 2006. The site appeared to be dead and I toyed with the idea of doing the same thing in Columbus.

Well, I did. And here are the results:

I let you out of the parking lot, your Debit card fell, I gave it back - m4w - 20
Date: 2007-06-05, 5:47PM EDT

looking for cute blonde whose debit card fell out in the parking lot. I followed you from smokey row to sawmill rd to give you your card back. I think your name is Deborah. You drove a dark green Honda Accord. Wasn’t really much time to see if we had chemistry or if you were single, seeing as we were in the middle of the road but you had a cute smile. Any way, if you are single, would you like to get some coffee some time? I’m cute, nice, funny, and interesting.

* Location: Smokey row & Hard rd
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 345116030

Re: I let you out of the parking lot, your Debit card fell, I gave it back - m4w - 20

That’s my girlfriend, asshole!

Re:Re: I let you out of the parking lot, your Debit card fell, I gave it back - m4w - 20

My bad bro. Wasn’t sure.

Finance Lady - m4w - 31
Date: 2007-06-06, 11:26AM EDT

i seen you in our dealership yesterday… we exchanged greetings and glances! you black top and blk/wht skirt, great smile and great presence! me blue dress shirt and tie, light complexion and shy! i can’t get you outta my head… would just like the opportunity to know you.

* Location: dublin
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 346116531

Re: Finance Lady - m4w - 31

That’s my girlfriend, asshole!

Re:Re: Finance Lady - m4w - 31

she’s a hottie and a flirtatious thing tooooo!!!! see if she’ll let me have my way with her!!! i’d love to fill that pretty mouth with jizz!!!! where do you live Gary maybe we can tag team the bitch!!! that seems like that would be fun and she looks like she’d love it… hell she probably needs it!

thanks

eedhplar

p.s.
just send all your info to this address and i’ll make the rest happen thanks again!!

Suzanne in circuit city - m4w

Date: 2007-06-06, 7:34PM EDT

Hey it was nice seeing you again we saw each other today at circuit city on brice road. I wish i asked you for your number. I would love to talk more

* Location: canal winchester
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 346491914

Re: Suzanne in circuit city - m4w

That’s my girlfriend, asshole!

Re:Re: Suzanne in circuit city - m4w

for one im not looking to date her. i knew her along time ago and what was her ex’s name
if thats your gf

printing out something at hilton in easton - m4m - 40
Date: 2007-06-06, 5:56PM EDT

you helped me print something out around 5 p.m. at the hilton in easton…. e-mail me if you’re as interested as i am…..totally safe and discreet guy here….i’m here thru friday morning

* Location: easton hilton
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 346426461

Re: printing out something at hilton in easton - m4m - 40

That’s my boyfriend, asshole!

Re:Re: printing out something at hilton in easton - m4m - 40

then you’re a lucky guy

Thur 06-07 Performance of CORTEO - m4m - 39
Date: 2007-06-08, 12:10AM EDT

We caught a glance or two…..you where sitting to my left and one row in front of me……you where there with another guy and so was I….. would love to see more of you………..I enter thur door 8 i believe you where at door

six……..let me know if you wanna see more as well

* Location: COLUMBUS
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 347408265

Re: Thur 06-07 Performance of CORTEO - m4m - 39

That’s my boyfriend, asshole!

Re:Re: Thur 06-07 Performance of CORTEO - m4m - 39

Sorry you guys did not act like a couple

All credit goes to the author of That’s My Girl, Asshole! blog for the original idea for this post, but the work here is entirely my own. Coincidentally, a day after I featured the site in this blog, he published his first new entry in 7 months.