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Apple is irate over Ann Summers promotion of a sex toy called “iGasm,” which the adult entertainment company sells for $30 on its Web site, according to a report from News of the World.

Apple claims the poster used to promote the toy, which plugs into music devices and vibrates along with the beat of each song, is a blatant rip off of posters Apple uses to promote the iPod.

A legal letter from Apple to the store said “We hope this request to remove it immediately will prevent us having to consider further action.”

Head of Ann Summers Jacqueline Gold’s response?

“Perhaps I can send them an iGasm to put a smile back on their faces!”

In other risqué news, during an assembly at Boulder High School in Colorado, a guest speaker told students as young as 14 to have sex and do drugs according to World Net Daily.

“I am going to encourage you to have sex and encourage you to use drugs appropriately,” said Joel Becker, an associate clinical professor of psychology at the University of California at Los Angeles.

“Why I am going to take that position is because you are going to do it anyway,” he said. “I think as a psychologist and health educator, it is more important to educate you in a direction that you might actually stick to. So, I am going to stay mostly on with the sex side because that is the area I know more about. I want to encourage you to all have healthy, sexual behavior.”

Parents are understandably upset because now they’re forced to have “the talk” with their teenagers.

While reading the story above, I found more internet gold. A banner ad along the side of the story read “Where does Chuck Norris Write? Anywhere he wants. Read him weekly at WND.com.”

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