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Motley Crue: Throw Paris In Jail
Motley Crue is calling for Paris Hilton to be forced to serve her full 45-day jail sentence and is asking people to sign a “Throw Paris in Jail” petition.
The band recently posted the following on its official Web site:
“Why is the NY Times wasting space talking about Paris Hilton’s petition to keep her out of jail for drunk driving…twice! Join Nikki Sixx, The Exies and other artists in supporting real talent, not bitches like Paris.
“Go to The Exies MySpace page, sign the petition to throw Paris in jail and tell the NY Times to support real artists, real musicians, real actors, not shitty porn stars.”
I think this is the first time I’ve ever cheered for anything to do with Motley Crue.
As far as Hilton’s jail time, a special plastic cell will have to be created similar the one that housed Magneto in the X-Men movies. Not because Paris has the superpower to manipulate metals to do her bidding, but because she can actually fit through the metal bars of normal jail cells. Plus, her mother thinks being surrounded by the same material as a credit card will keep her comforted.
Hopefully for Paris, she won’t be forced to listen to Motley Crue’s music during her stay.
In other Paris news you might have missed, an artist has created a sculpture of Hilton during an autopsy. The sculpture depicts Paris naked, spread eagle and features removable internal organs.
According to artist Daniel Edwards, the same man the created the sculpture of a pregnant and naked Britney Spears last year, the sculpture could serve high school prom goers as a warning about the dangers of drinking and partying.
More details and images can be found on the sculpture on the artist’s Web site. I’ve embedded one of three videos the artist uploaded on Youtube below (The other two were apparently too hot for Youtube and the Web site removed them):
In other celebrity news involving a little bitch, Paula Abdul claims she tripped over her pet chihuahua and broke her face. Watching how she’s swaying and sluring in this video from VH1’s Best Week Ever, she most likely stumbled over herself.
And just for fun here are a couple past videos of Abdul on TV appearing less than sober:
Tags: Autopsy, Britney Spears, Daniel Edwards, Exies, Jail, Magneto, Motley Crue, Myspace, Paris Hilton, Paula Abdul, Sculpture, X-Men Related Posts
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