
Someone despises the University of Michigan Pikes.
For the second time this week, their fraternity house was vandalized.
This time the Ann Arbor News reports a brother awoke to a fire alarm at 4:20 a.m. today and upon inspection, discovered somebody had sprayed a fire extinguisher all over the dining room.
The event happened just three days after the inside of the house was plastered with graffiti.
In both cases the vandals entered through a sliding glass door, which was unlocked during the first incident. It was most likely unlocked for the second incident as well.
In other news, Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Carson Palmer is probably regretting his latest endorsement with John Morrell hot dogs.
The ad pictured right appeared in the coupon section of Sunday newspapers all around Ohio.
How’s that long, thick and juicy wiener taste, Carson?
In Chicago, parents purchased a McDonald’s happy meal for their 8-year-old daughter who discovered marijuana, a pipe and a lighter stashed inside reported the Chicago Tribune yesterday.
It turns out, a 17-year-old employee, who has since been arrested, hid his supply in a happy meal box while working to avoid detection.
Happy meal sales have increased by 423% around the nation.
Finally — and this one’s a little tough to watch — a woman is interviewed who survived being “internally decapitated” during a car wreck in January:
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