Monthly Archive for April, 2007

It’s A Woman’s World

Wonder WomanGreat news for the male sex as results of a study released today indicate that the percentage of male births is on the decline.

The University of Pittsburgh study found significantly less boys being born relative to girls in the United States and Japan.

Researchers note the decline equates to 135,000 fewer white males born in the United States over the past 3 decades. Which means 135,000 extra females are fighting for that lessened male pool.

So enjoy the good times now, men. Go pick yourself up a Jessica Biel. Yes, even you Van Culin. And you too Plamper.

It won’t be long until the men die off completely, making earth 100% female. And they’ll rewrite history to make Planet of Women the #1 band of all time. And they’ll soon develop amazonian qualities. Like Greek gods. And then one particular girl, who will look nothing like this, will be given a lasso and…

Play Classic Nintendo Games Online

Mario JeremyFor those of you who grew up playing games on the original Nintendo Entertainment System, you’re gonna love Nintendo8.com.

It offers hundreds of NES games playable for free online.

The controls are a little awkward. The NES control pad’s directional, A & B buttons have been replaced by the keyboard’s arrows, Z & X keys, so your right hand must now control movement while your left hand handles the former functions of the A & B keys. Though after you see the selection of titles, you won’t care.

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Oh Sweet Jesus

He melts in your mouth, not in your hand.The upcoming Easter weekend is stirring up religious events and debates.

Roman Catholics in New York are up in arms over a naked Jesus sculpted entirely out of chocolate that was supposed to go on display Monday in a Manhattan art exhibit according to this article on CNN.com.

“This is an assault on Christians during Holy Week,” said Kiera McCaffrey, director of communications for the Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, which describes itself the largest U.S. Catholic civil rights group. “They would never dare do something similar with a
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Easter Eggs In Your Living Room

Borat!With the holiday weekend approaching and some of us getting an extra day or two of leisure, here are some DVD Easter eggs for you to check out.

For those of you unfamiliar with multimedia Easter eggs, they are items intentionally hidden in DVDs, video games and even CDs. Check out the list of DVD Easter eggs below for examples.

  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan - When you go to the languages section and select ‘Hebrew,’ the DVD launches a flashing warning screen announcing that you, as a Jew, have been trapped.
  • Fight Club - After you enter the movie, there is a quick message slipped in after the FBI warning that is often overlooked, perhaps because the DVD won’t let you pause the

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