Concerning Superheroes

The CaptainLess than two months after the death of the real Captain America, a man who was apparently honoring the fallen hero by wearing his costume was arrested recently for assaulting a woman with a burrito in Melbourne, Fla.

The report from WFTV said that during a pub crawl for medical professionals, Dr. Raymond Adamcik, 54, began asking women in a bar if they would touch his burrito which was stuffed in his tights. After one female refused, he allegedly removed the burrito and groped her.

The woman then called police who arrived to find multiple men dressed as Captain America. After the correct one was identified and the burrito was found hidden in his boot, the man was arrested and placed in a holding cell.

The man then asked to use the restroom and tried unsuccessfully to flush a joint. Here are more arrest pics: 1|2|3|4|5.


The Weapon

In other superhero news miners is Serbia have uncovered real life kryptonite.

BBC News reported yesterday that a mineral was discovered which matches kryptonite’s chemistry as described in “Superman Returns.”

“Towards the end of my research I searched the web using the mineral’s chemical formula - sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide - and was amazed to discover that same scientific name, written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luthor from a museum in the film Superman Returns,” said Doctor Chris Stanley, a mineralogist at London’s Natural History Museum.

White Kryptonite“The new mineral does not contain fluorine (which it does in the film) and is white rather than green but, in all other respects, the chemistry matches that for the rock containing kryptonite.”

Luckily for Superman, the mineral discovered is white kryptonite which is only harmful to plant life according to the Kryptonite Handbook. Green kryptonite is the type which can kill Superman.

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