Studying Sanjaya

PricehawkWith Sanjaya Malakar surviving yet another American Idol results show last night, Price may need to alter his approach for the 2008 auditions.

Luckily, the campaign to make Price 2008’s American Idol is very flexible.

Malaker is undoubtedly a force to be reckoned with this season. Whether that force is coming from legitimate fans around the nation like the girl who balled during Malakar’s entire performance or organized drives to vote for the worst performer each week, we’ll have to wait and see.

Either way, Malakar’s survival means the continued weight loss of this woman who pledged a hunger strike on her MySpace profile until he is kicked out of the competition. If for nothing less, Malakar should be praised for preventing her from eating for a while.

So Price, start growing that hair out, buddy. You’d look good in a mohawk. And learn to hula dance already for Christ’s sake!

Go support Price and House of Cards at the Newport Music Hall this Friday night.

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