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	<title>Comments on: Phantom Masturbator Strikes Again</title>
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	<description>Something clever.</description>
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		<title>By: Johnny P</title>
		<link>http://www.sprkus.com/2007/03/27/phantom-masturbator-strikes-again/comment-page-1/#comment-24</link>
		<dc:creator>Johnny P</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:48:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I particularly like the pic of Bell. Nice work. And lets face it, who's to say that Hickman didn't INITIATE those masterbatory happenings in some way? In all things perverted or sexually askew I first ask myself: "Where was Hickman?". That guy is like the Smoking Man in Sexual X-Files. Knowing Hickman he probably even asked the girl before-hand if she "knew what was happening" and "what she was getting into" before handing her a roofie colada spiked with elephant tranquilizer. He probably recorded the conversation in the unlikely event that the police knock on his door. Who controls the Phantom Masterbator? Hickman.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I particularly like the pic of Bell. Nice work. And lets face it, who&#8217;s to say that Hickman didn&#8217;t INITIATE those masterbatory happenings in some way? In all things perverted or sexually askew I first ask myself: &#8220;Where was Hickman?&#8221;. That guy is like the Smoking Man in Sexual X-Files. Knowing Hickman he probably even asked the girl before-hand if she &#8220;knew what was happening&#8221; and &#8220;what she was getting into&#8221; before handing her a roofie colada spiked with elephant tranquilizer. He probably recorded the conversation in the unlikely event that the police knock on his door. Who controls the Phantom Masterbator? Hickman.</p>
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		<title>By: David d (not currently blacked out)</title>
		<link>http://www.sprkus.com/2007/03/27/phantom-masturbator-strikes-again/comment-page-1/#comment-25</link>
		<dc:creator>David d (not currently blacked out)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 18:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, a fraternity house is COMPLAINING about a female masterbating in front of them.........ok I know its been a while since I was in a fraternity, but, isn't that a semester making experience for some people.

Hey, I'm not judging, just saying</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, a fraternity house is COMPLAINING about a female masterbating in front of them&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;ok I know its been a while since I was in a fraternity, but, isn&#8217;t that a semester making experience for some people.</p>
<p>Hey, I&#8217;m not judging, just saying</p>
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		<title>By: Taco</title>
		<link>http://www.sprkus.com/2007/03/27/phantom-masturbator-strikes-again/comment-page-1/#comment-27</link>
		<dc:creator>Taco</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:53:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Rick, Funny stuff. To bad you did not write this well for the fantasy football. Taco</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Rick, Funny stuff. To bad you did not write this well for the fantasy football. Taco</p>
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