Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
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Columbus man arrested for punching kids in head
He had a key protruding out of his fist. He is 68 years old. His explanation: It was exciting. Oh, AND it was in Wal-Mart.
Tee of the Day: “FL_GHT OF TH_ C_NCH_RDS” by Damien Mason.
Miss u.
(TFA: One day only!)
[teefury.]
… if anyone needs a … late christmas present idea for me …
Reblogged from The Daily What.
Reblogged from reptarpwns.
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Reblogged from lady luck..
Darth Terrier and Jedi pup: May the treats be with you
This hilarious oil painting of the Dark Lord of the Sith envisioned as a Boston terrier was created by dog artist Brian Rubenacker.
Reblogged from Gamefreaks.
“Being asked to open the Oscars - Awesome. Rehearsing and performing - Awesome. Reading some of the vitriolic reaction - Not quite so much.”
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